The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

Dormitory = Dirty Room

MacDonalds = Clam and Sod

Software = Swear Oft

The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar

Internet Anagram Server = Isn't re-arrangement rave?

Clint Eastwood = Old West Action

A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello"

Western Union = No Wire Unsent

The Country Side = No City Dust Here

Evangelist = Evil's Agent

Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars

The Cockroach = Cook, Catch Her

Desperation = A Rope Ends It

Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em

Conversation = Voices Rant On

Disraeli = I lead, Sir.

Clothespins = So Let's Pinch

The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath

Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel
(Richard Stilgoe in "The Richard Stilgoe Letters")

Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell

Butterfly = Flutter-by

Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!

Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter

Animosity = Is No Amity

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Funeral = Real Fun

A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it

The Hilton = Hint: Hotel

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing

Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade

The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"

The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future

Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's

Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active

Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis / Can logic ship, sir? / Gosh, sir, I can clip!

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class (Dick Cavett)

The Detectives = Detect Thieves

The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man

Semolina = Is No Meal

The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom

Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim

A Gentleman = Elegant Man

Presbyterian = Best In Prayer

The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake

Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod

Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden (MIT)

Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist

Indomitableness = Endless ambition

Contradiction = Accord not in it E. Tyron

Debit card = Bad Credit (Mike Morton)

Today is the first day of the rest of your life = Oft I'd satisfy the desire of your heart to fly (Cory
Calhoun)

[Quote by Vonnegut]
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to
conquer the universe =
A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not lost, we must,
then, determine truth (Cory Calhoun)

[From Hamlet by Shakespeare] 
To be or not to be: that is the question,
whether tis nobler in the mind 
to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. = 
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts
about how life turns rotten.(Cory Calhoun)