>If you receive an e-mail with a subject of "Badtimes," delete it 
>immediately WITHOUT reading it.  This is the most dangerous E-mail 
>virus yet.
>     
>It will re-write your hard drive.  Not only that, but it will scramble 
>any disks that are even close to your computer.  It will recalibrate 
>your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty. 
>It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the 
>tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any 
>CD's you try to play.
>     
> It will give your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend your new phone number. It
>will mix Kool-aid into your fish tank.  It will drink all your beer and 
>leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming 
>over. It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit 
>pants and hide your car keys when you are late for work.
>     
> Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin.  It will give you
>nightmares about circus midgets.  It will pour sugar in your gas tank 
>and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current 
>boyfriend/girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel 
>room to your Visa card.
>     
> It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. It
>will kick your dog.  It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's 
>voice mail in your voice!  It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous 
>and terrifying to behold.
>