Why Dogs Are Better Than Women:

1) Dogs don't cry.
2) Dogs love it when your friends come over.
3) Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
4) Dogs think you sing great.
5) A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
6) Dogs don't expect you to call if you are running late.
7) The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
8) Dogs don't shop.
9) Dogs don't complain about toilet seats being left up.
10) Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
11) Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
12) Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
13) Dogs understand that farts are funny.
14) Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
15) Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
16) Dogs love red meat.
17) A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
18) Dogs never examine the relationship.
19) A Dog's parents never visit.
20) Dogs like beer.
21) Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
22) When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can
shoot it. 
23) Dogs know that blondes are dumb.