| Original | SMS Version | English |
| Our Father who art in heaven, | dad@hvn, | Dad at heaven, |
| hallowed be thy name, | urspshl. | you're special. |
| Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, | we want wot u want | We want what you want |
| on earth, as it is in heaven. | &urth2b like hvn. | and Earth to be like heaven. |
| Give us this day our daily bread, | giv us food | Give us food |
| and forgive us our trespasses, | &4giv r sins | and forgive our sins |
| as we forgive those who trespass against us | lyk we 4giv uvaz. | like we forgive others. |
| and lead us not into temptation, | don't test us! | don't test us! |
| but deliver us from evil. | save us! | save us! |
| For thine is the kingdom, | bcos we kno ur boss | because we know you're boss |
| and the power, | ur tuf | you're tough |
| and the glory, for ever and ever. | &ur cool 4 eva! | and you're cool forever! |
| Amen. | ok? | OK? |