1.. Intaxication:  Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2.. Reintarnation:  Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3.. Foreploy:  Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting sex.
4.. Giraffiti:  Vandalism spray painted very, very high.
5.. Sarchasm:  The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6.. Inoculatte:  To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7.. Hipatitis:  Terminal coolness.
8.. Osteopornosis:  A degenerate disease.
9.. Karmageddon:  It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right?  And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
10.. Glibido:  All talk and no action.
11.. Dopeler effect:  The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
12.. Ignoranus:  A person who's both stupid and an arsehole.