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The involuntary but absolutely necessary urge to blink and screw up your face when lifting your head out of the water

Simon NK

The act of complaining during testimony against multi-billion dollar software conglomerates while in court

Scott Kilbourn

The act of recording a TV program you really want to watch and forget to remove the tape so something less important gets taped over the top of it before you have a chance to watch it

Dave C

A gathering of birds designed to co-ordinate an attack on humans (e.g. "Bill in number 47 is washing his car: call all the finches and gulls in for an alieliolioo. Stat.")

Dave C

When a comedian throws his voice to a single cell organism, to give the impression that the amoeba is speaking.

Ryan V

Awooble is the term used for many or a congregation of Wombles...
Here comes an 'Awooble' of wombles
The wombles stared from the middle of the 'Awooble'.

Wombles are a little known species only known to persons born prior to 1962.

David D

Something you cant say if your name is Baldrick

nicholls

The act of avoiding productive anything that is commonly experianced in the time leading up to important exams or deadlines.

Ryan V

A chemical concoction for killing brinbles

Dave C

The act of cutting an office memo into round shapes and distributing it.

Ainslie R

The act of having amnesia, and de ja vue, whilste trying to sell a product to someone who doesn't really want it.
also - Re-confrabulated: the act of having amnesia and de ja vue whilste trying to sell a product to someone who STILL doesn't really want it .... again!!

jd

the little pieces of dirt which are very difficult to pick up with a dustpan. The collection of Crufules which gather in a line are known collectively as the 'Crufulent Line'

Dave C

A trainee with little talent

Dave C

To collect together items or people in one place, for the express purpose of pointlessly moving them to another place. "Ok, are we sure everyone is here? Absolutely everyone? Good. I just wanted to collect everyone together, and you seem to have done that well. Great job, everyone. Really good to see. That is all."

Dave C

Ironic Public Relations.

Dave C

the imaginary line about which people called dirk rotate

Gary M

The imaginary line going around the centre of dirk.

kvidemanis

someone your uncle should never have married

Daryl B

Looks like a bag. (Caleb: Aged 3)

Caleb C

Describes the state of nacho corn chips having wallowed in sauce that was just a little too runny. "I had to take them back; the lower half was just riddled with elembudrigour". American spelling: elembudrigor.

Dave C

The process of being taken someplace by bus

Dave C

To turn something into a chicken.

Dave C

fatal cow chunder fumes

Gary M

a sound you make when you don't like something; or you think that it is discusting

maryannhenne

the awkward silence at a wedding when no'one knows the words to a hymn

Daryl B

To think backwards while in a forward motion.

ss.watterson

an uneasiness between close acquaintances

Dave C

Having a tendency to allow people to cut in on the freeway. e.g. "The motorist was pummelled to death by their spouse, who complained that they were being overly frurient while en route to an important football match."

Dave C

Allergic reaction to the close proximity of one's relations.

bronwen

A biological weapon consisting of rotting bear carcuses which are fired at the enemy.

mtclrcoc

Are a special type of Crufule which are somehow impossible to pick up with a dustpan and eventually end up swept into the corner or into the air.

Dave C

One of the character names George Lucas rejected. It means 'One Who Would Bring Irony to the Force'

Dave C

half a chicken ( one of two words that we later realised was GASP a real word! )

Gary M

To make inclusive, of gender, race, religion, etc.

wcc

Unit of meaurement for the difference between extremes of smell. Zero Irz is the smell of oxygen at room teperature and sea level. 100 Irz is the smell fo freshy cut grass on a summer's day. negative 100 Irz is the smell of a rotting whale carcass. See also 'Irz effect' - the subtle difference between the faint, distant smell of a good plate of Italian pasta and the faint, distant smell of smeared dog feces.

not@claiming.this.one

To sing along with a hymn without really knowing it, by skipping the first few letters of each word.

Dave C

The act of riding a horse while naked.

matvs

First three syllables of the noise an ambulance siren makes

Dave C

In the process of being put on paper: i.e. "No one knew what the heck was happening because the specifications of the work were very papyronic". See also 'Papyronia'

Dave C

things you find on the end of a piece of string

Daryl B

An imperfection in an ice hockey arena

Dave C

streetfighting grandma

Gary M

To be "sucked in". To get the short end of the stick. On really bad occassion one would be termed to be "scas badley". Say for instance you got hosed by an elephant at the zoo during feeding time with hundreds of onlookers. Man you would be "scas badley" then!

spencer

{stik} noun. Something wot leaphes hang off.

nicholls

To show interest in a completely boring topic of discussion. e.g; 'Here comes Frank and his photos from the trip down the south-west. We're going to have to schib our way through if we're going to borrow his boat this weekend'

Dave C

The act of scrubbing your black-soled basketball sneakers on a court. e.g. "the player was tech-fouled for wanton scrigging withut regard for public safety"

Dave C

The past tense of snot.

Beck L

little bit of snot that ejects from mouth during a sneezing episode, usually caused by sudden onset of violent allergies.....

barncat

The state of your socks after you have inadvertently stepped into a puddle of not less than 4cms deep.

p.kerslake

The High Velocity bits of spit that leave your mouth during a sneeze and end up on the windsheild.

lilkev

The art of jumping up and down repeatedly on a length of hose. It's a particularly exciting sport when the water is on and pretty patterns happen, much like synchronised swimming.

Tim M

the science of determining exactly where the end of a person's tether is and who has actually reached the end

mtclrcoc

The past tense of 'three'.

Dave C

to waste time by popping the air pockets on packing plastic

mtclrcoc

To live in the past. "Look at that werty haircut, man."

Dave C

in which the stating
of poetic platitudes
frightens small children

Dave C